Hugo Chavez Exhibit to Go on Permanent Display

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Hugo Chavez, a man who liked the Yankees, died this week.

His country of Venezuela plans to honor him in the creepiest way possible, by putting his rapidly decomposing corpse on permanent display, like that ex-girlfriend that made a hair doll out of what she could find on your bathroom floor after you told her you were afraid she was probably going to murder you someday and you realized that you had to get out right then and there or enter a witness protection-style program forever.

They’ll probably try to preserve the body in the way the Soviets preserved Lenin.  He looks like he’s made of wax.

 

Read more at the AP.

Photo Credit: cc-by Valter Campanato – Agencia Brasil

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