Fix Rumer is the Newest Candidate for Worst Thing Ever


Okay okay, I know it’s from 2009 but like whatever shutup.  Fix Rumer is a blog dedicated, to put it lightly, “fixing” Rumer Willis.

For those who don’t know, and how could you not, Ms. Willis is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore who just up and decided one day that she was gonna be a celebrity, and through nothing but talent and hard work and having celebrity parents, kinda sorta but not really achieved that goal.  She is also the stepdaughter (ex-stepdaughter? I don’t know how those things work) of Ashton Kutcher.  So far, she’s played “Smoking Girl” in a movie endearingly titled Whore and had a few bit parts in TV shows.


Anyways, back to the Worst Thing Ever, which is not really Rumer Willis or her acting career but rather Fix Rumer.  Rumer has been generously gifted with the ample jawline that made her father so ruggedly beautiful, and on Rumer this has been found to be A Problem, by this person.  Fix Rumer is dedicated to correcting that Problem, through Photoshop.



While this is generally a horrible thing to do, Fix Rumer does try to explain itself:


Fix Who?

Exactly! Why do we know who Rumer Willis is? Because both of her parents are famous and she’s decided she wants to be famous too. So, if we have to look at her all the time, why not make her prettier?

We are a group committed to Photoshopping ALL of the images of Rumer Willis that are out there in cyberspace. Slaving away in our laboratories, we clone, warp, patch…whatever it takes to make her appear normal.

P.S. For those of you who say we are mean, cruel, whatever… Rumer, herself had this to say:

“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.”
Couldn’t have said it better ourselves!


Still, it’s gotta suck to be Fixed, like Rumer.


See more at Fix Rumer.




About Michael Ballaban

Editor, The Ball-Aban News

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