Being Fat Has Come Full Circle, Now Considered Safety Precaution

Warzer Jaff/New York Post

America has been proven right, again, as it always is.  A 400 pound woman, whose fatness made her fall through the sidewalk in New York City,  was saved from certain doom by naught but the virtue of being fat.  She tells the New York Post:

“Thank God, they said that my size was the only thing that saved me,” Ulanda Williams, 32, told The Post as she was discharged from NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital.

Williams broke her arm in two places, and the building has been cited for failing to properly maintain itself when it was discovered that steel doors leading to the vault that the woman fell through were faulty.

Luckily, ‘Murika also has one its foremost commentators, Rupert Murdoch, to open his fat mouth, for fatness:

Yes, Ulanda Williams, who works as a social worker, is automatically assumed to be on welfare, by Rupert Murdoch, a man who controls a media empire that includes Fox News and the very New York Post that originally reported the story.  I love the implications of everything about this whole thing.



About Michael Ballaban

Editor, The Ball-Aban News

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