North Korea Discovers Secret Unicorn Lair

 

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That opening paragraph says it all.  According to a report from the Korean Central News Agency, the state news agency of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, they have discovered the lair of the unicorn rode by the “Holy King of the East.

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This discovery would not only prove that unicorns are real, but since this is North Korea we are talking about, of course there is also a political element.

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.

So this unicorn lair, which of course happens to be just outside of Pyongyang, proves that Pyongyang is in fact the true capital of Korea, and therefore North Korea is the only legitimate Korea.

As noted elsewhere, the Korean idea of a unicorn, also known as a qlin, is not a horse with a horn, but a mythical hybrid of multiple animals. Would still be fun to ride one though.

via The Atlantic Wire

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