American Thieves Are American

Keene Public Library/CC


In our latest bit of Patriotic News, two rather large gentlemen have been arrested in Oklahoma (where else) for shoplifting digital cameras.  And the method behind their madness?


Investigators said they suspect the men used their girth to smuggle out thousands of dollars in stolen merchandise.  

Stephens said, “Both of the gentlemen were large so they apparently concealed the cameras somewhere on their bodies but because they were so large, it was hard to see how they did it.”

I love this country.


Read more at KFOR.




About Michael Ballaban

Editor, The Ball-Aban News

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